{"id":528,"date":"2009-04-13T10:42:21","date_gmt":"2009-04-13T17:42:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/?p=528"},"modified":"2009-04-13T10:42:21","modified_gmt":"2009-04-13T17:42:21","slug":"exploring-new-features-on-facebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/?p=528","title":{"rendered":"Exploring new features on facebook"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ryan… has just activated the new feature “facebook esp”
\nAbout an hour ago<\/p>\n

Ryan… wonders how cool is that? Just think it and it goes on facebook! Whoa! What will they come up with next?
\nAbout 59 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… can’t find his USB drive. I know I put it here on my nightstand.
\nAbout 57 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… would\u00a0be thinking bad words now (if he knew any), because he still can’t find his USB drive. Why does everything I’m looking for always seem to wander off around here?
\nAbout 56 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… found his usb drive. It was in his pocket with his keys and cell phone. Opps.
\nAbout 55 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan…is thinking about eating toast made out of multi-grain wide-loaf bread.
\nAbout 53 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.
\nOne friend likes this<\/p>\n

Ryan… put the bread in the toaster. This wide-loaf bread doesn’t fit very well.
\nAbout 52 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan…adjusted the toaster to medium and pressed down the lever.
\nAbout 52 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan…thinks, yum, that will be good with butter.
\nAbout 50 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.
\nTwo friends like this<\/p>\n

Ryan…noticed that he is out of butter. Margarine will have to do.
\nAbout 51 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… decided that while he has the bread out, he will make a sandwich for his lunch today.
\nAbout 50 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… thinks that he will cut the cheese for his sandwich.
\nAbout 49 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… just realized that he put “cut the cheese” on his facebook status.
\nAbout 48 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.
\nThree friends like this!<\/p>\n

Ryan… wonders if he should consider getting different friends.
\nAbout 48 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… wonders if any of the famous Osmond family have to make their own sandwiches for lunch.
\nAbout 47 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… can’t find a sharp knife to “slice” the cheese with.
\nAbout 46 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… thought he would try using a butter knife that was handy.
\nAbout 46 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… noted that the butter knife didn’t work so well.
\nAbout 46 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… placed the chunks of cheese on his sandwich.
\nAbout 45 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… picks out the “lite mayo” – but we already had this discussion, didn’t we?
\nAbout 45 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.
\nLink: http:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/?p=514<\/a><\/p>\n

Ryan… fishes some pickles out of the jar.
\nAbout 44 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… realized that the toast popped up some time ago.
\nAbout 43 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… saw that the toast came completely out of the toaster and landed to the side. It must have got some good air when it came out of the toaster! Nice spring action!
\nAbout 42 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… is ready to put the sandwich together. But the uneven cheese chunks are making this sandwich look lopsided.
\nAbout 41 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan…\u00a0 is trying to fit the sandwich, made with uneven sliced cheese and wide-loaf multi-grain bread, into a standard size sandwich baggy.
\nAbout 40 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… smashed the sandwich into the baggy, but the pickles fell out and are laying separately in the bag.
\nAbout 39 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… will just deal with those at lunchtime, as he now puts the sandwich into his cooler.
\nAbout 38 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… adds some easter candy to his lunch cooler.
\nAbout 37 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.
\n1 friend likes this.<\/p>\n

Ryan… has the toast “buttered” with margarine.
\nAbout 36 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… is thinking about what to eat for breakfast now. How about frosted mini-wheats to go with the toast?
\nAbout 34 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… poured the cereal. He emptied the box.
\nAbout 33 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… almost put the empty box into the recycling, but remember that it has a token on the back to cut out. Send in 8 tokens and $8.99 shipping and handling and you get a free disposable camera, in one of two designs based on Disney characters.
\nAbout 32 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… poured the milk and offered a prayer of thanks.
\nAbout 31 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… is eating his cereal and toast.
\nAbout 30 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… wonders if it would be possible to crack open the “disposable” camera, to replace the film and reuse the camera?
\nAbout 28 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… is thinking that the camera might not be a great deal. The film will need developing and that will cost additional money.
\nAbout 28 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… thinks how spoiled we are with digital cameras.
\nAbout 27 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… wonders if using a disposable camera is wasteful to the environment?
\nAbout 26 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… remembered reading a promise by Disney that in a few years, they will go completely “zero waste” in their theme parks. Can they really do that?
\nAbout 25 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… wonders if he thinks it, will\u00a0facebook esp find the news release on that and post it automatically?
\nAbout 25 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.
\nLink: http:\/\/corporate.disney.go.com\/news\/corporate\/2009\/2009_0309_cr_release.html<\/a><\/p>\n

Ryan… noticed that it is time to leave for work.
\nAbout\u00a0 24 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan…\u00a0 went upstairs to kiss his wife goodbye. She is awesome!
\nAbout\u00a0 23 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan…\u00a0 can’t find his shoes now.
\nAbout\u00a0 22 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan…\u00a0 is still hunting for his shoes. Why does everything I am looking for seem to wander off around here!
\nAbout 21 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan…\u00a0 found his shoes, in the kitchen where he took them off and placed them to dry after coming in from the rain the other night.
\nAbout\u00a0 20 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… is outside, searching for his newspaper now.
\nAbout\u00a0 19 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… found his newspaper underneath the car.
\nAbout\u00a0 18 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan…\u00a0 got up from the driveway after nearly climbing under the car to retrieve the newspaper.
\nAbout\u00a0 17 minutes ago\u00a0 * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… is driving away, but thinking that it might be easier if the newspaper delivery guy would just put it on or near the porch.
\nAbout\u00a0 17 minutes ago\u00a0 * Updated via facebook esp.
\nLink: http:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/?p=53<\/a><\/p>\n

Ryan…\u00a0 is wondering what my facebook page must look like by now?
\nAbout\u00a0 16 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.
\n8 Friends commented on this.<\/p>\n

Ryan…\u00a0 is waiting at a dumb traffic light that is red for a bunch of cars, but green for a small residential cross street that has no traffic at all in sight.
\nAbout\u00a0 15 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan…\u00a0 is getting tired of waiting, because the traffic light just turned green for the other side, but is still red for my direction. It gave a turn signal to the other direction, but there are no cars in the turn lane.
\nAbout 14 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… might use bad words right now, if he knew any.
\nAbout 14 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan…\u00a0 saw that the traffic light finally turned green, and he is on his way.
\nAbout\u00a0 13 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan…\u00a0 just passed a housing development and wonders if the rumor is true that one of the famous Osmond family members live in there?
\nAbout\u00a0 12 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan…\u00a0 had to swerve to miss somebody’s bag that was laying in the middle of the right lane, before the freeway onramp.
\nAbout\u00a0 11 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan…\u00a0 thinks there are too many commercials on the radio.
\nAbout\u00a0 9 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan…\u00a0 is almost at work now.
\nAbout\u00a0 5 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan…\u00a0 thinks the talk-show host guy on the radio had a good point.
\nAbout\u00a0 4 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan… arrived at work, and decided to go look at his facebook page.
\nAbout\u00a0 1 minutes ago * Updated via facebook esp.<\/p>\n

Ryan…\u00a0 wonders why his friends list is much shorter than when he checked it an hour ago?
\nA few seconds ago<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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