{"id":129,"date":"2008-07-30T07:05:37","date_gmt":"2008-07-30T15:05:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glorajean.com\/content\/?p=129"},"modified":"2008-07-30T07:05:37","modified_gmt":"2008-07-30T15:05:37","slug":"finding-your-inner-red-neck-at-a-price","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/?p=129","title":{"rendered":"Finding Your Inner Red Neck . . . at a Price"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 7.5pt; color: black; font-family: Verdana;\">The demolition derby rolled over several cars and right\u00a0into town last weekend.\u00a0 We have heard from several reliable sources that it is quite the experience.\u00a0 Nate had a big city\u00a0brother\u00a0staying with us\u00a0and we were all incredibly excited to go, that is until we saw the ticket price.\u00a0 $10.\u00a0 Ten bucks to hang out with your fellow red neckers in quite possibly the\u00a0most white trash sporting event since Nascar!\u00a0 That&#8217;s like 10 Freezies!\u00a0 Sadly, my hickish dreams for entertainment died\u00a0last Saturday\u00a0night.\u00a0 Maybe we can figure out how to win tickets to next year&#8217;s event.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The demolition derby rolled over several cars and right\u00a0into town last weekend.\u00a0 We have heard from several reliable sources that it is quite the experience.\u00a0 Nate had a big city\u00a0brother\u00a0staying with us\u00a0and we were all incredibly excited to go, that is until we saw the ticket price.\u00a0 $10.\u00a0 Ten bucks to hang out with your &#8230; <a title=\"Finding Your Inner Red Neck . . . at a Price\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/?p=129\" aria-label=\"Read more about Finding Your Inner Red Neck . . . at a Price\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-far-flung-northern-report"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}