{"id":571,"date":"2009-06-05T19:25:12","date_gmt":"2009-06-06T02:25:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/?p=571"},"modified":"2009-06-05T19:25:12","modified_gmt":"2009-06-06T02:25:12","slug":"would-you-like-to-take-a-survey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/?p=571","title":{"rendered":"Would you like to take a survey?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once upon a time, I took a job as a pollster. I went door to door, surveying people high and low, near and far, all throughout the kingdom, gathering statistics as I went.<\/p>\n<p>One day, I came upon a quaint little cottage in the woods. I knocked on the door, and had the most unusual visit. During that stop I learned the following:<\/p>\n<p>First, I learned that only one out of every seven dwarfs is happy. In contrast, one out of seven has anger management issues.<\/p>\n<p>In two out of every seven dwarfs, I observed serious medical issues, ranging from narcolepsy to severe allergies.<\/p>\n<p>14% of all dwarfs wear corrective lenses.<\/p>\n<p>1\/7<sup>th<\/sup> of the respondents would only nod his head in response to the questions.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, this survey has a margin of error of plus or minus one, as the last respondent repeatedly withdrew, making it tough to discern his answers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day, I came upon a quaint little cottage in the woods. I knocked on the door, and had the most unusual visit. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[43],"class_list":["post-571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ryans-posts","tag-fiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/571\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}