{"id":78,"date":"2007-12-29T19:17:16","date_gmt":"2007-12-30T01:17:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glorajean.com\/content\/2007\/12\/29\/78\/"},"modified":"2007-12-29T19:17:16","modified_gmt":"2007-12-30T01:17:16","slug":"78","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/?p=78","title":{"rendered":"Dis-Order in the Court"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An <a title=\"Your honor, I twat I taw a puttytat!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/22098167\/?GT1=10645\" target=\"_blank\">item in the news (click for the link)<\/a> explains that Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Bugs Bunny, and Tweety Bird were called to be witnesses in court-of-law. I was just imagining how part of that trial might go&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"postbody\">&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Judge: &#8220;We first call &#8216;Donald&#8217; to the stand&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Donald: &#8220;Baaa Baa Baa Baaaaa Baaaa&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Judge: &#8220;We dismiss this witness on grounds that we have no idea what he is saying. We now call &#8216;Bugs&#8217; to the stand.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bugs: &#8220;Na, what&#8217;s up doc?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Judge: &#8220;I&#8217;ll do the questioning, thank you&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bugs: &#8220;I will&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Judge: &#8220;I will&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bugs: &#8220;I will&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Judge: &#8220;I will&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bugs: &#8220;I will&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Judge: &#8220;I will&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bugs: &#8220;You will&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Judge: &#8220;You will&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bugs: &#8220;You will&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Judge: &#8220;No, you will, and that&#8217;s an order!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bugs: &#8220;OK then, where were you on the night of the 31st of February, 1978?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Judge: &#8220;I&#8230; I&#8230; Hey, wait a minute!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bugs: &#8220;Naa&#8230;&#8221; (chomps on carrot) &#8220;Ain&#8217;t I a stinker?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Judge (exasperated): \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Witness Dismissed!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An item in the news (click for the link) explains that Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Bugs Bunny, and Tweety Bird were called to be witnesses in court-of-law. I was just imagining how part of that trial might go&#8230; &#8230; Judge: &#8220;We first call &#8216;Donald&#8217; to the stand&#8221; Donald: &#8220;Baaa Baa Baa Baaaaa Baaaa&#8221; Judge: &#8220;We &#8230; <a title=\"Dis-Order in the Court\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/?p=78\" aria-label=\"Read more about Dis-Order in the Court\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[43,79],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ryans-posts","tag-fiction","tag-news-commentary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.glorajean.com\/content\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}