Month: November 2007

I’ve just had a flashback. My darling daughter, who is just about to turn four years old, asked for a cup of “cold water” – which means it needs to be from the refrigerator, not the tap. I filled her cup halfway, and stood aside and observed her drink some, them pour the rest into … Read more

A man is praying to God. “Lord,” he prays, “is it true that to you, a million years is but a second?” “Yes,” the Lord says, “that is true.” “Well, then, what is a million dollars to you?” “A million dollars to me is but a penny.” “Ah, then, Lord,” says the man. “May I … Read more