Dear Senator (hic) yew r stup ud sissy… (hic)
Patrons in Oregon bars downed brews while writing lawmakers to oppose a proposed beer tax increase. What did those letters sound like?
Month: March 2009
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Idaho, a Gem of a Journey
Get on the ground and roll around. Do the potato dance. It’s amazing what boredom will make you do. Out of desperation we decided to attempt to add excitement and wonder to our rather dull day by driving to the enchanting Gem state. For those of you who do not know, or can not read … Read more
Protected: She’s got spring fever
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Have it your way
An experience from our first Valentines Date that I shall never forget.
Pearl of Wisdom
If you are pregnant and just starting to show, and your co-worker comes up to you patting her gut and says “you’re almost as big as me now,” the incorrect response is “I’m getting there.”
I’ll take the Number 5 meal for 1010, Supersize-it for 300 more!
Warning: When I read this, I became a little mad. Maybe it was because Daylight Savings Time has disrupted my sleeping patterns. Or maybe my gut tells me that this plan will needlessly cost fast food restaurants time and money, which they in turn will pass on to the people who frequent them. In short, … Read more
The Pinky and the Brain Cloud
A comprehensive look into a disconcerting phenomenon by Snow White and the Seven Samurai Gee, Brain! What are we going to do tonight? Since the inception of “Animaniacs” in 1993, “Pinky and the Brain” (P&B) has become one of America’s most iconic animated comedies. It has been said that these two mice even rival the greatness … Read more
The crustacean of customer service
The Fish Master turned a bad situation around, with a little quick thinking creativity.
Ode to a Ford
They claim this orchestra are really playing the car parts – that it is not a hoax. What do you think?