Two many of you coworkers are under the allusion that you can right correctly. In order to lie this mistaken notion to bed, I have composed this educational missive. I wood that all of you mite pay attention!
Remember that the elicit use of language has an adverse affect on alot of the department. Please remember that you’re email communication is not unanimous, and the wrong choice of words reflects pourly on you. Principal among the off fences are words witch sound alike, but actually have different meanings.
Such have reached a climatic proportion. Going forward, their will be no acceptance of such basic grammer abuses. If another such email emigrates to my inbox, it will immediately be closed and returned to sender. This applies too ewe!