An item in the news (click for the link) explains that Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Bugs Bunny, and Tweety Bird were called to be witnesses in court-of-law. I was just imagining how part of that trial might go…
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Judge: “We first call ‘Donald’ to the stand”
Donald: “Baaa Baa Baa Baaaaa Baaaa”
Judge: “We dismiss this witness on grounds that we have no idea what he is saying. We now call ‘Bugs’ to the stand.”
Bugs: “Na, what’s up doc?”
Judge: “I’ll do the questioning, thank you”
Bugs: “I will”
Judge: “I will”
Bugs: “I will”
Judge: “I will”
Bugs: “I will”
Judge: “I will”
Bugs: “You will”
Judge: “You will”
Bugs: “You will”
Judge: “No, you will, and that’s an order!”
Bugs: “OK then, where were you on the night of the 31st of February, 1978?”
Judge: “I… I… Hey, wait a minute!”
Bugs: “Naa…” (chomps on carrot) “Ain’t I a stinker?”
Judge (exasperated): “Witness Dismissed!â€