The demolition derby rolled over several cars and right into town last weekend. We have heard from several reliable sources that it is quite the experience. Nate had a big city brother staying with us and we were all incredibly excited to go, that is until we saw the ticket price. $10. Ten bucks to hang out with your … Read moreFinding Your Inner Red Neck . . . at a Price
During my lunch break, I like to spread out the newspaper and relax. At least, sometimes it is relaxing. Sometimes it is just bewildering. Like this article about Karl Rove. Karl is apparently the smartest strategist in the Republican Party, supposedly the one who masterminded the entire campaign and was responsible for the election of … Read moreKarl Rove must be absolutely brilliant
The events that follow may not seem the sort that leave a lasting impression, but I can tell you that two days later I am still seeing the effects. It was a normal Wednesday night. Nate and I were hankering for a sweet treat and set off in our little car through our little town, … Read moreAnother edition of ‘I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that when . . .’
I think I just broke my own record. I have recently become very adept at re-setting all of the clocks around our house. Well, with the exception of one which neither of us have yet to figure out and always read the wrong time before we even moved here. It seems that the small town … Read moreLand Speed Record
The last days have come. Jesus has reappeared! And there was an apparent misunderstanding. It seems that the great melting of the world will actually take place at room temperature (the change probably had something to do with the sudden onset of global warming). The righteous shall be as chocolate sauce, nuts, and a cherry. … Read moreSacred spumoni?
I have always supported Chick-fil-a’s valiant efforts to save the cows and promote cow awareness across the globe. It only helps that their food contains some sort of deliciously addictive substance that one only needs smell to start saliva production. Recently, I was pleasantly surprised to recieve an email from their company promoting Cow Appreciation … Read moreSupport your Local Cow: Friday, July 11
It was all sparked by a cheesy birthday gift. The video was about a 30 minute commercial for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles “newly” formed rock band. With that group, they hosted a stage show and put out an album. The 1990 debut album, “Coming Out Of Our Shells,” was to introduce to the world … Read moreA Trip Through Time