Tough to Find Work
Yes, times are tough out there for a cartoon actor with few skills.
news commentary
My take on the issues today
Some days I read the newspaper, and just want to yell back at the articles. The paper doesn’t listen, so I write about it here instead.
A Clunker of a Government Program
After I’ve pointed out my observations of of our current efficient government, and how they seamlessly play with and compliment the economics of the private sector, who is ready to talk about health care?
From the TV news headlines
I’ve been away from most news sources for the week, so I’ve only been able to rely on an occasional television news headline to stay informed on what is happening in the world. Here are some things I’ve learned…
I felt the Earth move under my feet
It was at about 8:45 pm, local time, that it happened. A 4.7 earthquake, centered close to LAX, rolled through this part of the state. The first jolt was the hardest.
Things I’ve learned in the Obama Administration’s first 100 days
My bowling score is better than necessary to qualify for the Special Olympics (link). Only couples who make over $250,000 annually smoke cigarettes or use electricity and home heating oil (link). If I ride a subway or an airplane, I am almost certain to die of the “Swine Flu” (link). Who knew? US Region-1 DVDs … Read more
Overlooking the Obvious?
As a public service, I will now share my years of astute financial wisdom with everyone here, in an effort to improve the world and right the economic slides that the markets have been seeing.
Dear Senator (hic) yew r stup ud sissy… (hic)
Patrons in Oregon bars downed brews while writing lawmakers to oppose a proposed beer tax increase. What did those letters sound like?
I’ll take the Number 5 meal for 1010, Supersize-it for 300 more!
Warning: When I read this, I became a little mad. Maybe it was because Daylight Savings Time has disrupted my sleeping patterns. Or maybe my gut tells me that this plan will needlessly cost fast food restaurants time and money, which they in turn will pass on to the people who frequent them. In short, … Read more
Disneyland is planning Sweet 16 party for Cyrus
AP – Published: Sunday, Aug. 24, 2008 1:06 a.m. MDT Disneyland has announced it will throw Miley Cyrus a Sweet 16 party Oct. 5. The party will accommodate 5,000 fans at a cost of $250 each. Cyrus’s actual birthday is Nov. 23. Wow! To be in Disneyland, with a crowd of only 5000 people, sounds … Read more