Hold the Tomatoes

I just wanted to take a moment to thank the Food and Drug Administration, and all the fast-food places, for pulling tomatoes from the market. I am one who does not enjoy eating tomatoes. I think it is a texture thing, because I do like ketchup and salsa. Except when the salsa has thick tomato … Read more

Low on Memory

Here’s an analogy I’ve used often to describe to people what happens when a computer is low on memory. I cannot fully claim it for myself – I heard the concept somewhere, and perfected the story to make it my own. If your computer where a kitchen, the chef is the processor. No work happens … Read more

Hi, my name is Ryan

Hello. My name is Ryan. And I have an addiction. If you were to look into my garbage can, you would find dozens and dozens of Coke caps. I cannot hide the evidence, so I decided to come clean. But wait! Now, it is not what you think. Probably. See, I don’t drink the stuff … Read more

Totally Awesome Government?!

If you have any idea who “Super Dell” is, then there is absolutely no comment needed. Just read the story. ‘Super Dell’ files to run against Corroon And on the – way – outside chance that he should win, RUN!!!

Who’s Ready for “Plan B?”

I see that “Plan A” is well underway. As you recall, “Plan A” was the one that determined to subsidize farmers to grow more corn. And I understand that they get a pretty sweet deal for growing it. Now, one of the established rules of nature is that corn makes for great fuel. So all … Read more