Another edition of ‘I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that when . . .’

The events that follow may not seem the sort that leave a lasting impression, but I can tell you that two days later I am still seeing the effects. It was a normal Wednesday night.  Nate and I were hankering for a sweet treat and set off in our little car through our little town, … Read moreAnother edition of ‘I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that when . . .’

Support your Local Cow: Friday, July 11

I have always supported Chick-fil-a’s valiant efforts to save the cows and promote cow awareness across the globe.  It only helps that their food contains some sort of deliciously addictive substance that one only needs smell to start saliva production.  Recently, I was pleasantly surprised to recieve an email from their company promoting Cow Appreciation … Read moreSupport your Local Cow: Friday, July 11

How Living in Utah has Significantly Increased My Fun Factor

I was driving home today following a semi.  Not just any semi, the back of this one had black and white diagonal stripes meeting in the middle, like those cautionary doors you seen on TV right before something bad happens.  It also had the words ‘United States Air Force’ and an orange explosives sign.  Comforting.  … Read moreHow Living in Utah has Significantly Increased My Fun Factor

How to Become OCD in 10 Easy Steps (not for the weak of stomach)

1.  Use a public restroom, or better yet, observe a public restroom.  Note the lack of handwashing.  Now you’re trapped!  Wait for someone else to open the door and slip out behind them or grab a paper towel and brave it yourself. 2.  Visit a retail dressing room.  Better yet, work at a retail store … Read moreHow to Become OCD in 10 Easy Steps (not for the weak of stomach)